the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
I wonder if famous people get bored of their songs like you get bored of your selfies
Name one good thing a white people did.
Made Tumblr so you can bitch about how horrible a race of people are despite the fact that they can’t help being white anymore than a black or hispanic can.
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
NO ONE HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE IM SO ALONE
tries to help
YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT CAN YOU NOT DO ANYTHING RIGHT UGH YOU ABSOLUTE USELESS PAPERCLIP GIVE ME THAT I'LL DO IT