You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:
And my all-time favorite:
Wednesday: 2 years of RED
Friday: 8 years of TAYLOR SWIFT
Saturday: 4 years of SPEAK NOW
Monday: release of 1989
Monday: my funeral
excuse me, could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
No, but I could give you directions to an actual italian restaurant
"If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists"
*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time
is there a month between april and june?
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
if you ever feel embarrassed about yourself just remember that on my first day of 8th grade I wore 30 hairclips, a pink tutu, a giraffe backpack, fake rainbow hair extensions, invader zim shoes and shoe laces, pink fishnet arm warmers and about 34 bracelets and necklaces and ran around saying “nya” for 3 hours until the principal made me change
WHEN YOURE WEARING A SKIRT AND YOU SPIN AROUND AND IT DOES THE THING