“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

coastlineteens:

you can’t spell disappointment without “me”

pupbutt:

we all joke about the end of the world but deep down i bet you’re all thinking “jesus christ what if it really happens” because i know i am 

dixiedudes:

my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

itsbetterthananal:

could you turn your swag off its late people are trying to sleep

elizabethdarcy:

do you ever just find yourself doing really fucking weird things when no one is around and then you suddenly freeze, paranoid over the fact maybe your parents have installed spy-cams in the house to watch you

emingaribov:

on a scale of 1-10 how left out are u feeling americans

swinubuh:

When i find myself in times of trouble
Greece comes on to me
speaking words of wisdom
alcohol is free

cmbrbatch:

my dash right now:

• doctor who
• eurovision
• people who aren’t from europe confused

laugh-addict:

zackisontumblr:

i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand